Sunday, January 4, 2009
The Writer's Response to the Latest Congre$$ional Pay Increa$e
Dear Senators Brown and Voinovich: I understand that Congress has allowed yet another unmerited pay raise to take effect without a vote, and that some members of Congress have chosen to donate any money received from this raise to charity. Your orders are as follows: You are introduce and see...
Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Lions' 0-for-Season a Commentary on Obama’s Theme of Hope
I don’t usually get into sports in these musings, but the Detroit Lions’ singularly inauspicious 0-16 record, and their less-reported 0 for the last 53 weeks (their last win was December 23, 2007), are chock full of hope. So how am I going to tie this masterpiece of futility into President-elect...
Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Obama Tells Us to Make Sacrifices – Then Takes $3500/Day Vacation
President-Elect Obama and his family are vacationing in Hawaii. But not at just any resort such as you or I might be lucky enough to visit someday. Oh, no, not The Obama. The One Who Is (Supposedly) Just Like Us is at a posh five-bedroom estate that rents for a hefty $3,500 per day (see...
Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Illinois Governor’s Spreading Stain of Corruption
Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich’s web of alleged corruption is spreading farther and farther beyond the attempted sale of President-elect Obama’s Senate seat. The FBI has learned that, among other schemes, he also attempted to shake down Illinois Tollway contractors for campaign contributions....
Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Governator: America Hasn’t Invested in Infrastructure in Fifty Years!
Get a load of the lead sentence from an article at http://www.newsweek.com/id/175681 by California governator Arnold Schwarzenegger: “ America has failed to invest in its infrastructure for the past 50 years, and the bill is coming due.” Where does his water come from? Likely from the California...
Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Who is Responsible for Your Child’s Future?
According to Fox News, it is not you. It is President-elect Obama’s nominee for Secretary of Education. Here’s how the nomination was announced on Fox News Radio this afternoon: “Obama introduces the man who will be responsible for your child’s future.”?????????? So, according to Fox News, with The...
Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Should Joe the Plumber be Allowed to Write a Book? Times Columnist says No!
That should be no surprise to anyone. The New York Times does, after all, have a well-earned reputation for loathing anyone and anything smacking of traditional, blue-collar, middle-class American values. But the column in which this was done, by a writer named Timothy Egan, bears looking at. Here...
Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
BREAKING NEWS! OBAMA MAY HAVE HAD QUESTIONABLE ASSOCIATIONS!
The Associated Press today ran a blockbuster story at http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hbJzaVo_Vcuv1HtB1U1eZDQOrQuQD94VL6S03. I now present it in its entirety because of the critical importance of the news that it breaks: Questionable associations of Obama By The Associated Press –...
Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Senate Majority Leader Disdains the Stink of Visiting Tourists!
Ever hear the old saying about vaudeville, “The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd?” The elitism and snobbery of our elected misrepresentatives was on glorious display this past week when Senator Harry Reid complained during his dedicatory remarks for the Capitol visitor’s center about...
Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
THE LOGICAL CONSEQUENCE OF GUN CONTROL
Submitted by a friend: You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door. Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers. At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way. With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick...
Sign in to see full entry.
